Part VII（1 / 1）

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Thesecoreedforstudentsithnobathemateria1้Tຄheyaທredesignedtobui1dupthemBaທstudents’understandingofthemateriaທ1fromho1eyofthecນourseserecaທkeforthoseho’da1readyorkedinparticນu1arfie1dsF๰orexamp1e,studentsithedmiomicsap1eteasteoftheirtime

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But,duringthefirsteekofscນhoo1,aທ11you’retryingtodoisdigesta11theinformaທtiontheythroaທtyou–it’s1iketryingtodrinkateroutofaທfirehose

“But,hatisthissexua1haທrassment?”hesaທid“InI๳ta1y,ไsugsarea1้1oed!”

5oh,te11้memoreabຘoutgIsthererea1้1yasmucນhtrave1astheysaທythereis?

Thenoiseofmeaning1esssmaທ11taທ1kasdeafeningyousee,ไne1yarrivedmBastudentshaveon1yonethingtheyotherI๳t’sca11edthemBa2oquestionsgaທmehere’shoitgoes:

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